dear reader, you are probably a close friend of mine already; nevertheless you have achieved an even more elite level of existence by being one of the first readers of my 1st blog post ever on the “internet.” doubtless this is a moment that will go down in history, and if you email me telling me that you read it, i’ll send you an imaginary commemorative print, individually numbered, for you to pretend hang on your wall (feel free to show it off to friends!). don’t miss the boat on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

seriously though, if you are actually crazy enough to want to follow my writings and happenings in life, well, you probably won’t find much here because of my general aversion to interacting with computers, but as my little luddite pea brain slowly continues to warm to technology, perhaps my posts will become more frequent and your dreams will be fulfilled. cheers!